poned

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

by blackholedying October 12, 2008

poned

Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.

10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck

by ItAiNmTOSCA November 4, 2008

povert

A poor or destitute person.

The povert rummaged thru the rubbish.

by Paul Singer May 4, 2005

poned

A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).

"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."

by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

Google proved

When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory

I lived in Hawaii for years and I love to eat poke

actually its pronounced po -kay
*confirms with Google * I google proved you wrong #sorrynotsorry

by Kelso-kmart May 14, 2016

Poned

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

by Applehead08 March 9, 2010

pokedex

that machine that is supposed to help trainers in battle but wont shut the hell up

my pokedex says that pikachu knows thunderbolt

by silverfrost369 November 8, 2013