natalie portman

Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.

by mick March 14, 2005

Portland Bored

a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.

the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!

Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?

Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.

Joe: what else then? i'm bored

Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

Portland

A funky city, where you can find nice people, a cool downtown, and nice houses. Known for it's name, "The city of roses", Portland is a green city. Portland citizens only have one problem, the weather. Portland is also known for it's gloomy weather. From experience living there, I must say that its a good city, but the weather is terrible. Portland is located in north Oregon.

portland, OR

by finley4445 June 25, 2008

Portland Gust

stipper fart, made popular in some of Portland Oregon's lower eschelon strip clubs where customers are always looking for the next 'hot idea' to go with their steak dinners

After Burt finished his steak Chloe gave him the Portland Gust, now he don't need a smoke anymore!

by doogiehowzit December 30, 2009

Portland Howler

The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.

Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"

by haha ik right August 5, 2011

Portmangler

One who coins painful and awkward portmanteaux.

"Check it out, Alice, I invented a cross between a spoon and a fork - I call it a fspoo-ork'n."

"Dang, Bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler."

by Lieg March 21, 2010

Portland party favor

To perform a Portland party favor: At a pre-game party, hide in a room when everyone is leaving to go out for the night. Once the home is vacated, proceed to turn on music, continue drinking, and have fun while cleaning the entire place. Pick up all trash and recycling, scrub, dry, and put away every glass and dish, wipe every surface, organize furniture, etc. Leave the spotless place before its occupants return home. Never tell them that you did it.

"Last night when we got home from the club, our home was immaculate. It was trashed from pre-gaming when we left. Someone must have treated us to a Portland party favor, but I can't figure out who."

by JChoops March 10, 2014