pop-tart

A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.

Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!

by MelRanAway April 11, 2012

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

pop tart

best breakfast for collage students. for lunch, they might have ramen noodles...

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday

by lIl0FISH May 9, 2018

Pop Tart

A girl that is super bad but you can’t say it out loud

Omg that girl is a Pop tart

by big baller 13 August 11, 2025

Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015