Chocolate Pop Tart

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

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Pop tart

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.

Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.

by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

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human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

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When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

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