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Empire of Pootea 

(This is all fiction. I did minimal research on the Kanem-Bornu Empire part so most of what I say is b.s.)

An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.

Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.

ghost poopie 

when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.
ghost poopie is phonemenon.

pootiegram 

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex
He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"
pootiegram by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006
A word newly used within the glasgow community to describe the population who dont understand basic slang of the Scottish nature.
ye dinnie ken whit were oan about ya pontie
pontie by Glasgae January 27, 2008

poopie head

an endearing term to describe your loved one after they did something silly
You did what?! Rohan, you're such a poopie head!!
poopie head by PotatQueen December 15, 2019

Pookie blooper 

When a woman farts and the fart bubble rolls forward up and out of here vagina.
Dont tell John but I just farted and it totally turned into a Pookie blooper.
Pookie blooper by Tig Nuts January 5, 2020