poopspank

To spank someone or someone's ass with a big wooden spoon. A big wooden spoon must be involved or else it's just spanking...

I'm gonna poopspank your clit with a big wooden spoon!

You just got poopspank'd!...with a big wooden spoon.

by Matt S. - BlindFaithZero December 23, 2003

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 13, 2008

poopdink

what a gay man ends up with after having penetrated another man in the bunghole

chuck fucked roger in the ass, now he has a poopdink

by kevin December 22, 2004

poopstick

something that usually comes out of tim adas butt

tim eats poopsticks

by ass goblin March 29, 2004

Poopstick

A title given to someone who embodies everything your imagination can fathom of being a Poopstick.

"Poopstick left cracker crumbs all over the floor again."
"What a fucking Poopstick!"

by MrApproval November 23, 2013

Poopstick

It is an adjective that describes anything you want and can be a both a positive or a negative term.

This homework is poopstick.
I can not do this climb, it is poopstick!

by FeliciaYeet April 8, 2019

Poopstick

The O' Holy poop stick that was in replacement of the evil plunger. It has saved many from the clogged toilet due to China Moon, but to play big spoon little spoon for those sad nights. Once the stick has been drawn from who the fuck knows where, only the strongest shall retain the stench.

Have you fellas seen EkulReaper? "No," said the skinny Asian boy. "I bet he's taking the Poopstick out on a date tonight at the Walmart deli

by Luke Rainey Lover #283 August 16, 2019