pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

POONIS

Poopy penis. a penis that gutfucked someone and has shit on it.

hahaha, u got a poonis from her, u fag!!

by Randy S. September 21, 2003

poonicorn

when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn

yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!

by noobies1705 May 15, 2008

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

poonilicous

1. Handsome/uber hot
2. Musclebound/Solid
(See Parisi)

A girl would say:
That dude is poonilicous.

by Random Chick May 13, 2005

poonis

A penis sitting in, or placed next to, fecal matter.

"Crikey Gerald, you got yourself a mighty fine poonis there!"

by Darrel Summers November 7, 2007

Poonis

a mix between two items, a dick or penis and a poo. together they make a poo-nis, get it? good. it has many disriptions: a piece of poo shaped like a penis, when you have runny poo, when you poo on your boner, a word to replace stuff and a burn.

u: look in the toilet
guy: holy crap! thats a large penis shaped poo!
u: its a poonis!

u: uhg!!!!!!
toilet: (splatter splatter)
u: ew a poonis its all runny

u: what a hot babe
your penis: (sproing)
u: oh shit I pooed on my boner, a poonis has occured

zac: oh no i dropped my jewish hat, can you pick it up?
u: what your jewish poonis?

matt: you suck
U: go die in a hole with poonis' in it

by The Random guy April 25, 2006