poon

The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.

That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

poon

slang for a person of punjabi decent.

Look at the size of that poon's turban!

by Adrian R. August 8, 2005

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

poon

Abbreviation of punami, = pussy

I feel like a bit of poon

by starflier December 4, 2003

POON

Variation on the word "pwn", with same meaning. Derived from the Welsh pronuciation of the letter "w" which sounds like double "o", as in "soon".

Also spelt p00n.

I pooned you.
He is pooning noobs.
I am going to poon you.
I built a poonbot(an awesome robot)
He is the poonerer!

by Benny Rothsbotton May 22, 2008

egg poon poon

another word to call someone when there being stupid

omg mayah your so egg poon poon

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

poon

1. The act of placing either your fist, or your cock into someone's ass, making them cum instantly.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.

"When I tackled that guy to the ground, we got into an uncomfortable position. So I was about to teach him a lesson in the art of being pooned."

by xxx_YoloSwag_xxx July 22, 2015