pokeporn

Pokeporn otherwise pokemon hentai meaning a furry or a pornography drawing that fans draw

Dallas: omfg you look at pokeporn ....
Josh: no no no noooo I dont

Dallas: then why is it in your history

Josh: .....

by Homie J~Dog May 11, 2014

pokemaniac

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

by wtf March 1, 2005

Pokémon Machine

Purchasing a Nintendo device with the sole purpose of using it only for Pokemon games.

You: Yo let's battle!
Friend: Let me grab my Pokémon machine!

by Nigabytes June 16, 2015

Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.

That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.

by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016

Pokemon Brick Bronze

Pokemon brick bronze was a role-playing video game released in 2015 on ROBLOX. It was not affiliated with the Pokémon media franchise. It was removed from the platform in April 2018 by administrators, reportedly after copyright concerns were raised by Nintendo. At its height, the game was regularly reaching tens of thousands of concurrent users. Pokemon Brick Bronze was one of many Pokémon games on ROBLOX, though it was widely considered the most extensive. The game's graphics were mostly a 3D block-style consistent with most games on ROBLOX, though the Pokémon were each represented by 3DS models in a pixel art style.

Me: wanna play pokemon brick bronze?
Friend: Sure, that game is really fun! would suck if it got taken down..

by pizzaturkeyboom January 13, 2021

Pokémad

When a driver of a vehicle (while driving) hands their phone to their passenger to catch a Pokémon on Pokémon go and when the passenger fails to catch it the driver becomes pokémad

Driver: here hurry catch this bulbasaur I dont have it, hurrrry!
Passenger: wait what? Huh? Um ok
Driver: Did you get it? Huh huh?

Passenger: no not yet hold on I'm trying (10 pokéballs later) I give up here's your phone back
Driver: wtf! Where did all my pokéballs go! And you didn't even catch it! I'm so pokémad at you! I hate you!
Passenger: yeah you are pokémad lol get a life
Driver: there's another! Yay! I wish you would drive so I could catch them...
Passenger: wow...

by Prick100 July 21, 2016

Poképorn

Drawn or animated porn of Pokemon characters

Colby is grounded for the entire summer for watching Poképorn
Poképorn is so weird!

by pchambers April 21, 2018