scene points

an elaborate system for calculating popularity commonly joked about among scenesters and scenester wannabes. everybody know what they are but no one will actually admit they exist.

for example, these things give you scene points:
-bandanas
-straight edge
-veganism
-black hair over face
-collecting vinyl
-having obscure band merch
-wearing tight pants
-being friends with bands, promoters, etc.

these things make you lose scene points:
-wearing volcom, zero, hurley, etc.
-liking good charlotte
-asking for an autograph
-driving (scene kids walk/take the bus)
-having anything to do with rap
-getting a tan

Aw fuck! I can't make it to the show tonight! There go my scene points.

by xbloodlossx June 18, 2004

Pointy rocket penis

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

Swag Points

A ranking system of how much "Swag" a person is possessing.

"Damn Boy!! Fidy Swag Points"

by Swaggerman69 August 12, 2012

Lad Points

A point rewarding system for funny or good moments.it is a way to praise someone that does something impressive.

(originally created by GFBS)

person 1: just tripped over my massive penis
person 2: haha give yourself 10 lad points

by GHETTOFABBITCHES May 24, 2013

Snoop dogg points

A system of points to measure the amount of swag a person has. Similar to swag points but in the snoop dogg point system anyone with less points than you is your bitch and they have to do what you say.

Aw man, I have less snoop dogg points than grant, so I have to do what he says.

by Ya_boy_jackson December 31, 2014

Pointy Stewart

To twist the fabric of a shirt directly over a persons nipple without actually twisting their nipple.

Grasp the fabric located superior to a persons nipple and with a pulling motion twist the fabric causing the fabric to point outward. Thus, a Pointy Stewart has been created.

by Moustacheplaque January 11, 2012

Pointus Interruptus

When males urinate into a toilet and the opening at the end of the penis (Urethral Opening) becomes stuck together causing two streams of urine to go in different directions...one on the rim of the toilet or floor and one somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet bowl...

(Wife) John...Why is there pee all over the floor in the bathroom?... (John) My Pointus Interruptus flared up again ...I was going to clean it up!

by dup333 September 14, 2016