Pointing Spanish Tits

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt

"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Poinking

When you have sex with someone without having a boner.

I was poinking your mother for quite some time last night; She just couldn't get me excited.

by Majugs February 23, 2005

poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

by Tracey November 20, 2003

pinkie dick

A small infant sized penis, on an adult.

I had to buy a huge truck to make up for my pinkie dick.

by Turtle Muller October 13, 2016

office pinkies

An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.

"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

Poink

The act of tapping on a touchscreen device with a straight stiff finger with an unnecessary amount of force out of frustration in operating the stupid device.

What are you doing? Stop poinking my new ipad to death. That will not make it work the way you want it to.

by iPad illiterate June 4, 2011