Poach

To attempt anal without any lube involved.

I was just poaching and it burned terribly! My hole is on FIRE!!

by SJCHSJFHJCG June 23, 2022

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

Poach

To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.

*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*

*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*

Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?

Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

by CallMeTree November 4, 2017

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021