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He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1:
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
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Get the Parry the platypus mug.A word designed to end a conversation when the conversation has reached an impasse—When you are arguing with a friend or acquaintance and the conversation is going nowhere, and neither side is actually listening to the other side, or is, but simply cannot or will agree whatsoever, and the ongoing argument is angering and emotionally damaging one or both parties. At this point platypus is invoked by one or both parties as a peaceful means of ending the topic.
‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.’ ‘No! Women are from Mars, and Men are from Venus.’ ‘Platypus.’
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Get the Platypus mug.In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!
Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"
Worker B; "Platypus!"
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The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
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My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
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