Pissed

adjective
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)

verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."

Tom is very pissed at the fact that he got pissed last night and pissed himself.

by Hogtrude Parker May 30, 2016

pissed

to pee

oh shit I just pissed in my pants!

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

piss

To urinate
that yellow stuff that comes out your dick/vagina

"I wanna piss on you" R. Kelly

"I made that fool drink piss" Man on GTA

That was a piss-poor "1" you forged there

He had to take a piss test for cocaine.

by Your father January 14, 2005

piss

A bad swear word. It is number 3 in the list of 13 swear words.

Can't you see I've got a pissing here?

by anonymous January 03, 2004

piss

yellow water

I have to spray yellow water.

by fuck off May 24, 2003

piss on

When a male wakes up in the middle of the night having to piss so bad that it looks like a boner. Sometimes it is rather difficult to actually piss with a piss on, but it is extremely effective for holding a nut.

Damn, I woke up last night with the biggest piss on. Then, I screwed my girl for an hour without busting my nut.

by Micah A. May 03, 2008

piss

exclamation, used to show anger, discomfort, disbelief

1)Bryan: dude, you're late for work

Aaron: PISS!!!

by Shrop February 22, 2009