Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker

It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.

He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

pinocchio style

a casual relationship with no strings attached

Mary: hey, i was thinking we could do this pinocchio style??

by woahhoho February 15, 2010

Pinocchio Anus

Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.

"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".

by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011

Pinocchio

A slang term for a person (chiefly male) that is a Jew, is cheap, or shares any of the stereotypical traits of Jews.

From the 1940 Disney Film of the same name, and the idea that the eponymous character gets a big nose whenever he lies, and a stereotype of Jews are that they have large noses.

Tyler: Dude, can I borrow five bucks for lunch?
Chris: Naw dude, I don't have any.
Tyler: You fucking Pinocchio! I saw you get like 15 dollars change when you bought lunch!

by roscoejenkins March 3, 2009

reverse pinocchio

Where you finger-blast a girl so hard that she devolves into a ventriloquist puppet.

"I finger blasted that chick so hard she went wooden; straight up reverse Pinocchio on that shit."

by tripsicles October 11, 2014

Pinocchio pudding

While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.

“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Dirty Pinochet

It's when a tranny get double penetrated on one end and mouth fucked in the other while the men high five each other (eiffle tower) during a helicopter ride. Then they all ejaculate on the tranny and throw it out of the helicopter into a dumpster to it's death, making it a literal cum dumpster.

Agusto and his friends gave that tranny the dirty Pinochet.

by Little Hitler 88 March 22, 2022