phophobia

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009

phosphorus fart

The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".

I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.

by Lord Vapor December 6, 2006

Poopschmere

<b>Poopschmere</b> (POOP-Shmeer) <i>adv...int...preposition...</i> No one REALLY knows what poopschmere means... Some describe it as: "A really awesome website," While others say it is: "The hight of sexual pleasure." No one will ever really know...

heh... actually it kinda tickles

by Evin290 August 13, 2003

poopsalot

To poop or shit in very large amounts.

Jeff likes to poopsalot.

by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

Poops

referring to a friend with a joking manner

Hey, Poops, let's go get some chocolate milk.

by weir d ivide November 8, 2003

Shooting Poops

The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.

Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.

by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009