Phaser

A person who ruins a party by either not participating in a certain activity or leaving earlier than anyone else.
Someone who ruins fun by not participating in a certain activity even though they were called at 3 a.m. to come out.

D & D are fucking Phasers because they didn't answer texts at 3 a.m. to party with drunk friends in Vegas.

by rolo mom June 6, 2011

phaseburn

A twisted or mentally insane person. Someone who walks the thin line between genius and insanity. Also known as a "Network Administrator"

Why would I want to invite a phaseburn like that to a party? I have my standards!

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

honey moon phase

When you don't see anyone else as attractive, compared to the one your heart is set on.

Guy: Man, Jenna has me hooked, I think I'm in the honey moon phase, I don't see anybody else, and she's all I think about!
Guy 2: Wow, that's a lot to take in. She's the one.

by aaayJayJay February 20, 2009

Rip Phase

Derived from the classic bay slang “Rip” or "Ripper” aka a slutty female. The term “rip phase” describes the period in a girls life in which she is a little loose. She sleeps with multiple dudes over the course of a few months or a year. Almost every girl goes through a “rip phase” at one point in their life. If you know a girl who hasn’t, just wait lol. Originated by the donnis in Berkeley, California.

That girl is hella bad but she's in her rip phase right now so I'm not trying to get too attached.

by YoungKellsBaby September 16, 2016

Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

Phase 1

When you get horny or feel pretty sexual towards somthing

Hey what are you looking at? Haha Brian Phase 1 bro

by 🧇 king June 10, 2021

Fickle Phase

A girl who shows changing mind, behavior, attitude to her friends. It also refers to "Changing decisions without any reason".

Last week , Sable went through a Fickle Phase and ditched her close companions. Nobody knows the reason for the sudden change in her behavior.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk June 19, 2015