Minor Attracted Person

otherwise known as MAP, it's a seemingly less worse way to say a disgusting fucking pedophile

person on twitter: im a minor attracted person, not a pedo
other person on twitter: no you stupid fucking bitch your a 40 year old pedophile who wants to date children. go get a fucking life you piece of fuck i hate all pedophiles

by the_fucking_legend. January 5, 2021

Normal Person

The opposite of you

Youre not a normal person

by jjr51802 November 7, 2013

Myspace Personality

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.

Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.

by drix August 23, 2006

2002 person

a 2002 person is the best person to be around.

outgoing,smart,fun,funny as hell

if you were born in 2002, you are the best person to be around!

wow, shes\hes so down to earth.

yeah! because shes\hes a 2002 person

by imjustwaitingfortheworldtoend February 6, 2020

person 1

Individual often cited in examples. Person 1 has been seen doing a wide range of acts such as asking "What's up;" going to AA meetings; and even voting for george w bush

Person 1: Why do people keep on saying I do all these stupid things? Can't they think of someone else to use in their examples?

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Penon

A person whose puke is neon colored.

"Look at the color of Megan's puke, I never knew she's a penon!"

by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008

personal book

The collection of random stories that someone keeps to tell, usually to be funny, that usually aren't true.

Logan: hey man, whats up?
Robert: aww nothin, but guy, the other day i was so high, i was running down my street screaming random shit
Logan: did you get that from your personal book?

by appledude69 November 1, 2009