Peniscompass

When you go where ever your dick points

Would you rather fuck Anna or Elsa? My peniscompass point to Anna so i chose Anna

by Kebabbin September 6, 2023

Peniscraft

When the peniscraft gang want to molest you and your children if you do not form a contract to give up your life in the name of putting a land mine under Mrs Atkinsons door mat!

Guy1: Damm bro peniscraft are after me
Guy2:Aids
ISIS:peniscraft is coming for you, please commit to the anti Mrs Atkinson coorporation
Steven Hawking: Aids
Guy1: wow i think i will give into peniscraft
Guy2:Aids

by JreedyGews January 9, 2024

penisnula

An outcropping of land dat's either phallus-shaped or contains a large number of horny studs among its populace.

Seeing as how da male-genitalia-resembling Cape Cod is a popular tourist-destination which would conceivably attract lots of hot chicks, it's likely to also be a major penisnula in response to said abundance of succulent feminine protoplasm.

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

peniscillin

What a horny stud claims dat his love-juice is composed of if da chick whom he wants to copulate with says dat she doesn't feel well enough at da time to have sex.

Some antibiotics can be administered orally, so maybe you could give your gentleman-friend a blowjob and thus receive your dose of "peniscillin" dat way, even if you feel too yucky right then to let him in your pants.

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

Peniscillin

What you give your girlfriend when she isn't feeling good..

Girlfriend : Baby I don't feel good.
Me : you know what it sounds like you need a shot of PENISCILLIN.

by Jed420 November 20, 2025

The Prophecy of The Penisman and Peniswoman

The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.

They will have a kid known as the chosen one

Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman

by S0u134t3r26 October 2, 2022