penis

a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.

the strongest muscle in the human body.

my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

penis

Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.

My penis just juiced itself up!!!

by Evster February 10, 2005

Penis

Man's best friend.

"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.

by Lifesgambit February 8, 2017

penis

a penis is something you stick in your fucking vagina this is how baby's are created

karma neyman is a penis
natalie belso is a penis
jessica kerzner is a penis
morgan kravetz is a penis

by pepe10009 January 5, 2018

Not Penis

The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!

Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”

by SpoiledMars October 27, 2020

peni

When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.

"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."

by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011

Penis

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010