Pence you

To threaten to end someone who refuses to conspire with your evil, illegal scheme.

I’m going to Pence you unless you bury this body.

It would be a Shame if someone Penced you because you didn’t deliver this package.

by Red Kitty Kyle November 23, 2024

pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.

Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

pences

An Unusually Large Gathering Of Pencils

Joe thats a large bundle of Pences! Where did you get it?

by TheMightyRaccoon March 12, 2018

Kill Mike Pence

A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.

Ouch! Kill Mike Pence!

by Giant Choad February 7, 2022

Pence Sense

noun and adjective When an individual is both gay and homophobic. Based on the previous American Vice President Michael Pence, who many have head cannoned to be homosexual despite his support of many homophobic agendas.

Kelly Anne Conway has mad Pence Sense.

Abby Shapiro is definitely Pence Sense.

by Jason A Rowland November 20, 2021

cj pence

the word or words used to described rounding up cattle.
most commonly used to describe a feedlot or a pasture full of fresh green holsteins.

"im going to cj pence that cow"

by kilkilghi December 1, 2009

Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.

"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."

by burndarker October 7, 2020