payonaise

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.

What the fuck? This shit taste like payonaise.

by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006

Pagon

Pagon is someone to never trust /date cause theyll make you think you caused their problems

Omg you know tomas he’s such a pagon
Never go out with pheonix he’s a pagonn

by Omillar May 25, 2019

Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

by tacosaf April 9, 2015

Payton

An amazingly stunning person with a personality that will make you melt. She often has a smile that you would die for and a laugh that brightens the day! She is beautiful inside and out and deserves the world.

“Everyone should strive to be a Payton.”

by *Payton* June 19, 2018

Payton

Payton is an amazing athlete and loves ice sports. She is friends with everyone and thinks most girls are drama queens. She's very clumsy and alwaus has a smile on her face, as nice as she is she's not the best with secrets.

Guy1:Dude did you see that amazing save he made!
Guy2: bro that's payton, she's a girl
Guy1: you're kidding right
Guy2: no she's my sister's best friend

by Paytonamazegirl July 24, 2018

Payton

an akward,overthinker with a imagination

she is a payton.

by pay-t-on January 19, 2021

Payton

A girl that had a rough background, but can still see the future. She knows when she's not wanted. But still is loving and caring about everything,

"wow I hate Payton but she still cares about me"

by TheOnlythingIhave September 4, 2017