Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

paedophile

The Greek origin of the word means "lover of children". For this reason it was appropriated by people with sexual urges towards children (although the Greek use is far broader and most often has no sexual connotations - for instance a "Russophile" can someone who likes to visit Russia or who supports Russian foreign policy). It has now become a descriptive or hostile term for such people.

Refers to child molesters and child rapists, as well as people who view sexual images of children and those who would like to do so. Current usage makes it unclear whether it is a sexual orientation or a class of actions.

Strictly speaking, it refers only to those interested in pre-pubescent children. (Attraction to teenagers is hebephilia).

All paedophile activities which involve actual children are forms of child abuse.

by Andy August 1, 2004

Padombo

A commonly used spanish term used to describe someone who resembles a wanker, knob jockey, comlete tosser, a person of low intelect, an emotionally unstable person. An extremely derogatory term to use. Does not often get used as a term of endearment.

Scene: Busy packed Pasha Nightclub/Ibiza: "Gonnae stop bumping intae me ya f**cking Padombo"!!

by Hairy Banjo September 18, 2006

PADOTs (pronounced padote)

PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.

PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.

PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid

"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"

"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"

"totes PADOTEs"

"PADOTEs on the reg"

"PADOTEsfest 3000"

"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"

by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010

paedophiling

To paedophile someone.
The art of being a paedophile.

Old man: *wink wink*
Little girl: STOP PAEDOPHILING ME!

by Stephanie November 12, 2004

paedo swirl

Using the swirl effect in photoshop to distort an image, but just enough that someone else can unswirl it to result in the original image. Given its name after the infamous paedophile Christopher Paul Neil.

Chris: "I need to conceal my identity, so I can show these underage Korean girls my cock"
Budd: "Use the swirl effect in photoshop. And have it set to paedo swirl setting."

by Mr Stamper November 2, 2007