Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

dude partay

Most likely to occur in a college setting, a dude partay, or DP, for short is a social gathering in which most (or all) of the people there are male. Dude partays are always unintentional and the lack of girls causes much disappointment. This is generally noticed upon initial arrival and regarded with disgust and often leads to rapid cell phone calls/texts.
*Note the 2nd "A" in "partay" is always emphasized in a sarcastic/melodramatic manner.

Mark: "Oh shit where are all the females"
Steve: "i fuckin knew it, dude partayyy"

by mosdefyo December 20, 2007

Random pasta

Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.

"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"

by drf__ January 26, 2010

word "pasta" fetish

one day, some random girl on ig wrote me that she is hungry. So i was like "i love pasta, do u want sum?" and she immidiately started spamming words like "AHHHHH", "YEAHHHHHH", "OMGGG YEAAEAEAEASSSS" "OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS SO TASTYYYY".
i was real scared that day.
i think she was from Italy, not going there ever again.

idk u know it when u see it. word "pasta" fetish

by ellmo42 December 22, 2020

China pasta

pasta made by a ching, it is far more less tasty as is made in china where they use 2 year old's on a production line, they also make the pasta. These kids can also be called baby pasta chings.

Make me China pasta you ching

by casualracist May 7, 2023

drop the pasta

to spit straight up facts

At the meeting later today Ben is gonna totally drop the pasta on the sales numbers.

by Ben Bitdittle November 6, 2019

not very Pasta of you

Pasta is a song written and performed by the band New Rules which celebrates self love and encourages people to feel good about themselves.

Being 'not very Pasta' is going against the message of the song and being mean to people.

Kelly: *uploads picture to social media*
Jodie: that's not your best picture Kelly, you look ugly.
Kelly: Jodie, that's not very Pasta of you!!

by jade2143 March 3, 2020