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parking lot metal 

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
parking lot metal by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017

parking lot lunch 

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!

parking lot rocker 

A parking lot rocker are mostly metal heads (or a group)that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or low grade alcohol, and blast Toxic Holocaust in their car, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to john that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
parking lot rocker by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018

parking lot rocker 

A parking lot rocker is a metal head( or a group) that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or any low grade alcohol at a parking lot and blast Toxic Holocaust, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to John that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
parking lot rocker by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018

parking lot shot 

A shot that is taken in the parking lot of a a package store, normally a nip. Exclusively for people who can’t wait to start raging.
There goes Chris again, taking his parking lot shot.
parking lot shot by Cjb486 July 16, 2019

Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.