Narcissistic Parent

The worst thing you can ever have in your life. A narcissistic parent doesn't love you, and simply sees you as an accident that sometimes serves as a useful tool to give them leverage in life. Trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall, and they always turn their flaws around on you to make it seem like you're being ungrateful. A person with a narcissistic parent often feels as though the parent in question doesn't care about them -- and they're right. But they also feel like their emotions and feelings mean nothing; THAT is false.

If you have a narcissistic parent -- or worse yet, BOTH of your parents are narcissists -- the best thing to do is RUN, and never look back. Forget they ever existed, because they never cared about your existence. You are worthy of being loved, even if your parent(s) don't think so. Find a person whom you look up to as the father/mother figure you never had and never let go. Don't even bother confronting them, because it will just make things worse for you. Simply cut them out and if you ever have children of your own, do everything you can to NOT be your parents.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2021

birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 7, 2022

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

your female parent is a homosexual

this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast

daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*

by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 12, 2018

asian parent

Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.

Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."

by nauyknt August 31, 2005

Parent

Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).

Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.

Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?

by EverybodyDanceNow. March 22, 2011

step parent

A step parent is someone who assumes the role of parent, is married to one of the biological parents, and is not a biological parent. Sometimes this person is more of a parent to the child than the biological parent, sometimes this person is not.

My biological dad's fourth wife is my step mother. The guy I call dad is my biological mother's second husband.

by taraneh October 19, 2004