During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 17, 2020
When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.
I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.
by Strobesauce April 12, 2021
An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.
My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!
We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
by The Cooneys April 17, 2020
This is so toxic viral it can’t really be spelled out in any language without breaking. But this is what you call someone who get so toxic , intoxicating, venomous and poisonous from many different strands of hiv and other sexual transmitted disease that their breath it self is contagious and doesn’t die out and their fats and it kills everyone around her way faster than their self because their body had time to build up the immunities to last longer. So it’s more like a zombie . A person about to die and can’t be saved. Dead man walking. As the expression says.
D0n@LD +rumq Pandemic is hard to quarantine and can’t handle transporting them or studying them nothing can protect against them. Even burning them alive only stops it from keep spreading but the smoke goes on to spread forever but they kept keep making more fart gas or breath that’s contagious. Hardly anyone loves to tell about it. One person saw it go down on live video footage.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022
The art of the pandemic for this day and age of the disasters that's it all funds are donated all proceeds are donated.
by Refuse 2 Loose October 27, 2020
A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.
A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain
by Yung Doink October 12, 2020
The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.
by JAKram May 11, 2020