Pandemize

(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities

“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”

by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities

Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?

by John da dude February 16, 2023

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020

Pre-Pandemic

Nonono bitch.

Hym "It's going down to pre-pandemic levels. It increased during the pandemic. And now it's going back to regular amounts of rape. You aren't doing shit. This isn't intended to do anything about rape. It isn't intended to do anything about child murder. It's intended to immiserate ME and steal my ideas without paying me because THE SECOND you have to credit and pay me for creating AI YOU HAVE TO STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME. Which is what you are doing. Which you are not. You never were. You never could have been. That's what this has alway beeen about. About making me sit here, in pain, while I'm berated by retards, to try and punish me for talking about your kids. Lying Christians and Jews decided to lie (because they always lie and do nothing BUT lie) and tried to make a point about their bullshit religion by stealing and/or allowing other people to steal from me because this is what they do. And then when I inevitably stab one, you are going to sit there and pretend you didn't actively torture me into doing it. So, no. Fuck you. You tell the truth. You come here. You bring whatever you need to bring to prove to the mass that I am correct because I KNOW I AM. And you bring me my money so I can retire."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021