Parent

Adult who acknowledges that although education and propagation of scientific knowledge has improved since their youth, believes they are still always the victor of an argument with someone younger, specifically their own children.

Me: But this teacher is f**king insane, you said it yourself, how can you defend her giving me a Saturday detention!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!

by Confused... July 7, 2010

Parent-induced Bullying

When a child's bullying ineffective and they go home and tell their parents someone is picking on them, thus causeing the parents to take action. Usually the claims are untrue or are exaggerated, and are a means to get the child in trouble because someone didn't get their way.

He was a victim of parent-induced bullying when Sally's mom called his mom and got him in trouble for something he didn't do.

by jonih76 May 30, 2010

Scrippie Parent

1.Parents of Scrippies (SRHS students)
2.Parents who follow your car if you're speeding
3.Parents part of the local PTA
4.Parents who cooperate with Officer Perez
5.Parents who leave complaint notes on your door
6.Parents who snitch out their own child

Yesterday I was racing down Pomerado and some Scrippie Parent followed my car until I got home and sat outside my house for an hour.

by jill&jazzy January 21, 2008

down-parent

When it's only thanks to your parents that you were able to make a down payment to buy a house.

"Just bought a house." "Nice! But I thought you were broke and living on ramen noodles." "Got a down-parent to seal the deal."

by JvBm November 1, 2017

pake

Word used as a sort of ethnic slur in Hawaii to describe a Chinese person. Pronounced paw-kay. May also be used to describe a person who is stingy with his or her money.

"Eh, look at those pakes over dere playing majiang."

"Ho, Jeffrey, quit being one pake wit yo' cash brah!"

by Jimmy Hapa August 23, 2005

Angry Parent Rock

Angry Parent Rock, as it is deceptively called, actually has nothing to do with rock. It has a lot to do with screaming whiney bastards yelling about how angry they are at their parents. This style of music has been made popular by such bands as Linkin Park.
Angry parent rock originated when stupid band members were finally allowed to write their own songs by their agents and managers. These band members, having the brain power of a 92 year old that has been dead for the last ten years, ended up writing an album or in some cases two or three with all songs consisting of no more than two chords and vocals with a mildly abrasive voice saying how disappointed he was in his father.

song writer 1: hey what if we did a song and the guitar went 'BAAAAAAAAA' then 'WAAAAAAAAA' 'WAAAAAAAA' then back into a 'BAAAAAA'
song writer 2: yeah that is sooooo cool and ill sing "FATHER YOU MAKE ME ANGRY. WHY WONT YOU DIE AND BURN!!!!"
song writer 1: (crying) oh why won't father support my music career.

by AngryLiam March 15, 2005

As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.

"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."

by Anne1203 October 6, 2013