PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

by Music History Professor June 1, 2018

why-pad

An expensive piece of technological equipment from apple that rarely functions/gets lost/become superceeded by the why-pad2.

After she had spent 2 hours unsuccessfully trying to download the document, Rhiannon was beginning to question the reasons she'd been so excited about getting the why-pad in the first place.

by Clarebear81 April 27, 2011

lilly pad

a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.

I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.

by Adam "spankum" April 21, 2008

Twat pad

A sanitary towel

"lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad"

by DJFKM January 20, 2009

pussy pad

a rolled-up towel that someone uses when they are in the weight room because they complain their back hurts

that kid is using a pussy pad

by danny December 14, 2003

padding squad

it's the bad bitch clique. you have park jimin, taemin, kai, sungwoon, timoteo, and others. you have the idol with the fattest ass in there as well as the one with the flattest, diversity. also, all of these motherfuckers can dance for some reason. 3 of them being the best dancers in korea.

#PADDING SQUAD: everybody wanna be us, on top of the industry

by jiminism February 10, 2020

Eye Pad

An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.

The hipster's shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an iPad. Luckily, his Eye Pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.

by DKWSea August 9, 2012