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Putin's Puppet

Donald Trump is Putin's Puppet.
by Mike Pence January 7, 2017
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Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.
George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.

Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!
by PirateEyeZ May 21, 2008
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Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.
by gnostic3 March 3, 2022
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Putting your foot in it

To do something very well, to excel at something. Basically to 'kick it in the ass.'
We ate at some excellent BBQ last night at your restaurant. You will definately do good business as long as you keep putting your foot in it like that.
by Bubba 99 August 16, 2009
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putang

(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".
Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.
by Captain Jack Sparrow August 27, 2003
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putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around
You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.
by anystupidassname July 20, 2007
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puttin cheese on my burger

1. generating cash flow for oneself
2. phrase commonly used to explain to your friends that not all of us can be slack mother fuckers and rely on our parents to pay for everything, henceforth you must work often and miss out on activities you would like to - but simply cannot attend.
slack mother fucker: Hey dude it's tuesday night and it's only midnight...lets go mud doggin' or somethin

jake: nah i can't, i'm gonna be puttin cheese on my burger all day tomorrow
by nigrigged June 4, 2007
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