Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023

gold-pressed latinum

highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling.

"Get a load of Poindexter! Where you going with all that gold-pressed latinum, booooyyyyyy?"

by JDC June 21, 2005

stay pressed wallet 😌💅🏼

Not necessarily a word, but must be talked about.
A “comeback“ used by teenage feminists on TikTok for replying to “pressed” boys.

Boy: “Gay people don’t understand that not all straight people are homophobic.”
Emily: “stay pressed wallet 😌💅🏼“

by TheTikTokExplainer August 8, 2020

cold pressed

Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.

yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.

by Cold Pressed June 18, 2016

bloody pressed

When someone is abnormally urged to do something.

Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."

by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022

fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

hard pressed

When ecstasy is compressed into a smaller, flatter version. Same amount of MDMA, but it is compacted and more dense.

What kind are they?
Hard pressed mang.

by GinAleBel November 28, 2007