Pound Salt

Another way of saying 'get lost', 'go away' and generally 'don't bother me'. Obviously, it is similar to pound sand, but if it is a corruption of that term, or something else entirely, maybe somebody else knows. I'm not sure why anyone would pound salt down a rat hole, but maybe it is something that was done at one time. Perhaps it refers to crushing large pieces of salt into finer crystals, or weighing salt into smaller increments; both of which would be dull menial work. Maybe it refers to walking on salt, similar to 'hit the bricks' or 'kick mud', since salt is often spread on the ground as a de-icer in winter and is also common in desert and seashore areas.

When I brought the broken chair in for warranty replacement, the manager basically told me to pound salt, it wasn't a warranty problem.

by M. Collins March 24, 2005

pound of weed

Fucking ass load of weed 16 ounces in a pound starting at 1000 and going up from there. Depending on the quality of the weed. Also known as a brick.

Hey dawg I need a brick of some stress

Hey I need a pound of some bomb shit

Hello good sir I would like a pound of marijuana or as you might know it in the "hood" weed

Pound of weed

by Paco ortiz February 9, 2008

Pound the Rock

Run the football, or "to never give up," as used by Jon Gruden during this 2002-2003 Superbowl campaign in Tampa.

With the lead in the 4th quarter, the Blues need to Pound the Rock and run the clock out.

Even the biggest piece of granite will eventually crumble if you Pound the Rock enough

by scarlet_hayze December 8, 2011

pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.

After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.

by ae123456 January 14, 2009

pound and pork

The act of masturbating up until the point of ejaculation and then immediately putting your penis inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that bitch so she can get pregnant.

Yo that dike totally asked me to give her the old pound and pork so she could get out of the army.

by downgrader November 29, 2009

pound sounds

Sex music.

Last night Tara told me she wanted to go all the way, so I turned on some pound sounds and dove in.

by totoWP December 1, 2011

Pound Piece

Anyone (girl or boy) who you would never actually consider dating, but would use them to satisfy your sexual needs. Pound pieces are usually of little to no value to the person slamming them. Unlike a side hoe, the only reason one would want to hang out with a pound piece, is to nail and bail. Pound pieces are most common in fraternities, where brothers can easily get a quick fix at any time of the day. Be careful though, pound pieces are known to become attached, which in that case, is time to find a new one.

"Chris couldn't find a prom date, so he took his pound piece, Bridget, instead"

by VagMonster69 August 26, 2014