pornhub time with my school (hot)

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.

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by coolkid4543 March 12, 2019

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 01, 2020

Pornhubitis

The sudden action of casual conversation or moment to instant sexual urge/ being horny.

Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.

"Me and my friend we in a call watching a video and he started flirting with the other it was fucking weird."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."

by DoggoWithAGlocco January 28, 2024

pornhub gaming

Pornography is the only thing that you could do to start a new life

Pornhub gaming just rolled out

by IMOSCAR July 21, 2022

pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike

I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film

by B1g E December 22, 2020

Skibidi pornhub

Keanu Reeves sticking his head out of a toilet

The site one goes to for watching genitalia sticking out of a toilet

Person 1 (singing): “To skibidi pornhub!”
The choir: “skibidiiiii Pornhub! Skibidi Pornhub, skibidi Pornhub.”

by Koro6 February 08, 2025

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by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025