Porky

In "Mother" series mean buisness

So you want to destroy the whole earth for some reason, ain't you, porky?

by anonymous April 16, 2021

Porkie Fries

Porkie fries is a food dish which consists of the following from bottom to top; Fries, Cheese, and the main ingredient being Pulled Pork with barbecue sauce.

You down for Porkie Fries mate?

by ItzGazza June 17, 2018

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

porky

when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate

“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing

by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022