panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.

That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

by brunoyouknow May 4, 2010

Dirt Bike Poaching

To ride your dirt bike somewhere that it is not normally permitted.

The other day we went dirt bike poaching on the golf course out by the lake.

by Bramond July 18, 2011

Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

poacher

A younger man who actively pursues older women (i.e. "cougars").

A true poacher, Dave knew the best spots to find the most receptive cougars.

by VeronicaSmythe January 25, 2008

friend poaching

Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.

I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.

by rudeboyrude December 15, 2009

poached egg

A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!

You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!

by Chase Dankbar January 13, 2008

poacket

weegie slang term for pocket
cause of sum mild amusement when used in a conversation with aberdonians and oft leads to a red face at how weegie sum1 is

where is your fone?
in ma poacket!!
i love the way you say poacket!!
say it again for me and then say murrderr!!

by luvs69ss August 10, 2010