pms

Special time of the month that gives a woman strength of an ox, the stability of a one-legged stool, and the scream of a banshee. basically mans worst nightmare.

when shes pmsing you better stay away

by carol545 January 03, 2007

pms

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

by Slatte February 04, 2008

pms

Most people use PMS as a scapegoat to act like a total bitch, PMS really means portable missle system, something of mass destruction. The mas destruction got linked to pre menstural sydrome so thats how PMS came to be used as it is today

*guy*-Holly shit she's got pms!!!!
*guy 2*-Damn it she's gonna destroy the house

*Girl with pms*-I'm outta damm, where the hell can i reload.:-D

by PAki Chan June 11, 2005

pm

Prime Minister, used in common speech

john howard should be shot, hes a lousy pm

by Nezbit. April 19, 2005

PMS

PMS

P = Punish

M = Men

S = Severly

She has PMS, so get the hell outta the way or die!!

by MySister April 08, 2008

pms

Psychotic Male Syndrome

for when guys go through their "time of the month". trust me, it happens.

girl: hey whats up?
guy: get the fuck away from me.
girl: damn must be pms.

by xo alwaysbeLIEve October 26, 2006

pms

you dont wanna know.... lets say somethings are better left unsaid..

Pre mentrile syndrom aka MANS WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Its that time of the month again!!! Julia is pms-ing run for your fucking life before she rips your head off and feeds it to the dogs!

by Mark the pimp November 26, 2004