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plonker

Almost any penis, but not a very small one.
A foolish person.
A big wet kiss.
Almost anything that is remarkably big.

Almost certainly most derive from plonker as size, but this in turn possibly from "to plonk", to place with little or no accuracy possibly because it was big and heavy. See also plonka.
"Put your plonker away, Eric."
"Oh Bob, you're such a plonker."
"When I said she looked nice, she gave me a plonker straight on the lips."
"It was the biggest turkey we'd ever had. A real plonker."
"She plonked the meal down in front of me. 'Get stuck in,' she cried."
by R. Clayton Jr December 28, 2005
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plonkers

A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"
by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008
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Ponce

A ponce, is a male figure who lives off the earnings of a female figure. For example, the term originally means "a man who lives off of his prostitute's earnings." This term can be applied more normally to a man who doesn't have enough money to pay for himself, and then uses a female's money to help him get by.
You're such a ponce, dude.
There's some real poncely behavior going on here.
I'm going to need to be a ponce today.
by Poncely November 25, 2007
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Daisy Ponce

Cute , With the best personality !<3
Outgoing , funnyyy , andd sometimes sick ;p
Fressshieee , Read hair , Cool , Awesome ,

Nicest , sweetest girl
Guy 1 : Dammmmm , who's that !

Guy 2 : That's Daisy Ponce <3
by Anonymousssssss'♥ September 9, 2010
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plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.
John is a plonker.
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
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Ponce de Leon

The Marijuana capital of the World.
If you live here you definatly know how to take a hit.
I live in Ponce de Leon and get high everiday
by AlexTayHenry April 15, 2009
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ponce

you ponce!
by daf9 April 16, 2003
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