A word designed to end a conversation when the conversation has reached an impasse—When you are arguing with a friend or acquaintance and the conversation is going nowhere, and neither side is actually listening to the other side, or is, but simply cannot or will agree whatsoever, and the ongoing argument is angering and emotionally damaging one or both parties. At this point platypus is invoked by one or both parties as a peaceful means of ending the topic.
‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.’ ‘No! Women are from Mars, and Men are from Venus.’ ‘Platypus.’
by kriegerenpaz May 29, 2018
Get the Platypusmug. by Windoge March 24, 2017
Get the Platypusmug. Gay man rarely seen in the company of bears. The platypus is a skinnier version of a twunk. Semi hairy, pierced and bitchy by nature. Dangerous predator when drunk
by One plus 2 July 20, 2017
Get the Platypusmug. A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.
by notastain April 26, 2010
Get the Platypus stainmug. Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists
by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025
Get the Social platypusmug. When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
Get the Perry the platypusmug. 