plant sex

It is when plants have sex like bushes trees flowers. The male plant penetrates the female plant resulting in a big mess...plant sex
by im god6666666666666 June 16, 2014
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Potted Plant

used primarily in a sales environment

An individual(usually in a position of power)who is unable or unwilling to move forward with new ideas, methods to improve their business or get key decision makers involved because they are stuck in their old ways of thinking; becoming as worthless as a potted plant that just takes up desk space.
"I had a great conversation with Ann today but she's as worthless as a potted plant. She can't even get our proposal in front of her SVP, let alone their CFO."
by Adrian aka "Dr. Green Thumb" December 9, 2008
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studio plant

Someone who is allegedly paid off by the studio system to give films, television shows, albums, etc. positive feedback and/or glowing reviews on internet forums and websites. The purpose of this is to spread artificial positive word-of-mouth in order to generate publicity. Also commonly referred to as a "shill."

Or more commonly: A label used by trolls and haters on the internet in a misguided attempt to discredit people who disagree with their negative views on a film, television show, album, etc. Essentially, the troll/hater, unable to process the fact that someone might actually like the thing they hate so much, will accuse the person who disagrees with them of being a "studio plant" (following the definition above), even though it's basically never true. It's easier for their feeble minds to pretend that the other person was paid off by a big studio, rather than acknowledge their differing opinion.
Pete couldn't wait to write a review online for the new Schwarzenegger action movie, because he thought it was awesome! However, after posting his review, he was accused of being a "studio plant" by someone who didn't like the film.
by TeddyStix April 16, 2014
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Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan
by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019
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Mint Plant

A plant that some one could use for the name of weed that He or She is growing to avoid getting chewed out by an angry parent.
Worried Mother: Seth what are you growing in that bag?
Seth: It's a Mint Plant
Worried Mother: O.K. i love you honey make good decisions
by Feedyamutha December 16, 2008
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bead plant

A term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy's balls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn't quite work out. The bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.
Jonny: Stop the boat, man down!
Driver: Ok, is he alright?
Jonny: He's face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.
by beatmaster-v November 21, 2010
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Plant food

Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline
Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)
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