Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.

Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.

by Æ.Di May 16, 2019

Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off

This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J

by jaboi January 16, 2020

Plan B

When you just can't get her to sleep with you...

Man if things don't go right, i am totally going to plan B...rape

by bobblah May 19, 2009

plan B

noun

a plan.

"Oh s***! I just broke this s***! Time to go with plan B."

by mastajizz April 13, 2009

Plan T

When 2 males around the same height, skin tone, and wearing the same cloths (normaly boxers & white Beatter) plan to bang a bitch in the same room. One starts by banging the girl leaves and the other comes in. Girl believes it's the same guy in the dark. The "T" stand 4 twin cause the two guys look alike.

My and B hit a plan T on that bitch!

by J-Dunnn July 21, 2006

plan 9

Democratic party's campaign stategy for the 2004 election.

Plan 9 calls for all 9 Presidential candidates to run as co-presidents, each to share the presidency when elected. Plan 9 also included better lawyers and friendlier judges to insure that constitutional purists anti-chadists were thwarted this time.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Plan G

Plan G is the life plan when you seduce a rich person (age does matter but usually old), to get what want in life instead of acting "working" for it.

Damn it I just failed all my exams and now I can't follow my original plan, I guess I should probably use Plan G

by God of Everything July 11, 2016