peel the orange

The act of unbuttoning and possibly unzipping your pants in the car after eating too much at a buffet.

Dave: Man, I couldn't stop myself at that dessert bar.

Dan: Yea dude. I'm so full I gotta peel the orange as soon as I get in the car!

by RoxyPeters August 29, 2009

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Nut-Peel

the act of removing ones testicles from ones leg. often followed by the scratching/fondling of the testicles. its not gay to play. sweaty genitals provide prime condition for the Peeling of Nuts.

Setting: Hot day.

Someone is due for a quality Nut-Peel.

by The Hebrew Hammers February 03, 2011

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peel potatoes

To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.

oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

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banana peel

To make oneself feel pleasure by inserting banana peel onto penis, one can decide to eat after during or before. Usually this is performed by Devin Goodnight

Duuuuuddeee? Did you see that conversation about Devin sexually abusing the banana peel??

by Mother Teresa February 05, 2008

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