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Pussy Pellets

After sex, whether for an hour or a minute, these little buggers are always around. When a woman gets so wet your dick is like oxygen in a brush fire, this seeming white glop of uncleaned cunt that is left as a wet then dry residue on your dick, grundle, balls, belt, zipper, underwear, shirt anything it touched, becomes invisible to the naked eye.. When she is gone and you begin to masturbate, assuming you did or didn't come, irrelevant either way, your hand feels like you dipped it in honey and fisted the asshole of a sandbox.. now you try and get off but can't because you have been demolished but what is and forever will be called, pussy pellets. There are hundreds of them all over your fingers and hangs and you can wipe on your chest and thigh all you want, they are there, masturbating went from exciting to ridiculously annoying. It is the same feeling you get everytime you convince some chick to let you put it in her ass and while your fucking, the room smells like shit, but you thought after much deliberation, that she would be the one that her ass really did smell like a rose.. It never does, that's dopey to believe but we do anyway to conquer that ass.. Pussy pellets can easily be avoided by showering first, but at work or where there isn't one readily available, pussy pellets are born.
Eagerly I anticipated sex with her, but I had no idea I would get trick into believing she wouldn't give me pussy pellets. Her Glorified cum dumpster was so wet that my t-shirt pants bed and crotch were dripping after she left and it dried I tried to masturbate when to my surprise, there they were, pussy pellets
by Jason K Bronsky February 8, 2010
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Pelle

Person 1: did you see that guys penis
Person 2: yeah he probably a Pelle
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Pelle

Pelle is often referred to as a person with a 12,1 inch penis.
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salt pellet

one who talks the talk but DON'T walk the walk
d.c. was talking like he has game on the court, turns out he's just a salt pellet
by fishegg June 19, 2004
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Fag Pellet

The mate that you always thought was gay but was always in denial, even though he hasnt had a girlfriend in years and loves girl magazines.
"He's obviously a Fag pellet just waiting for a bit of male action"
by MelRocks November 23, 2006
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Rod Pelley

A Kitimat born hockey player. Great team leader and captain. Best checker and defensive forward on the New Jersey Devils. And when he drops the gloves, chances are he is going to beat you down.
Did you just see Rod Pelley, He just beat down Adam Foote!!
by Dar190 August 31, 2011
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salvatore pellerito

The sexiest name a girl can ever hear. It makes her want to finger herself so hard it make makes her cum from the inside.
Person 1. Jeez, I had such a pleasurable night last night and my mattress is broken, but I don't remember who the man was
Person 2. Oh, it must of been Salvatore Pellerito.
by Jamarcus Eiesler December 28, 2013
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