Sarah Jessica Parker

a horse

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact

by t.nu September 3, 2011

MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!

omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!

by xkqtiex November 6, 2020

Parker

A guy who loves life, and is sweet. He deserves to be treated with respect, and it a total cutie. He'll always be by your side, and is very thoughtful. If a Parker likes you, dont ruin your chance with him, cause he is sure something. :)

Parker is the most ahmazing guy ever!

by Some1else2 September 15, 2010

parked in goofy

When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

Yeah, I got to school late again. I'm parked in goofy for the 3rd time this week.

by justageekboy May 13, 2006

perkeys

also known as Percocets, they are prescription pills that are used to treat moderate to moderately severe pain. They have high risk for addiction and dependence. Can cause respiratory distress and death when taken in high doses or when combined with other substances, especially alcohol.

A line of lyrics from future hendrix song titled 'perkesy callin' says "I can hear the perkeys callin"

by SgtRedDog January 26, 2017

car parked

When one is completely inebriated (aka drunk)

Oh Harry can you drive tonight? I'm completely car parked!

by MikeMac December 18, 2008

Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010