ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009

packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.

I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.

by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015

packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 19, 2015

ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.

Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.

by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019

Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad

She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere

by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019

Packet

A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...

Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable

by Analamy69 October 17, 2020

Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.

Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.

by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017