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chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021
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Orin

A guy who is usually very smart, and serious when you first meet him, but turns out to be a very loving, and sweet guy after a while. He is caring, but also has the ability to kick anyone's ass.
Damn, I wish I had an Orin!
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"I'm going to play DC Universe Online! (Proceeds to lose job, drops out of college, gets dumped by girlfriend, leading to eventual philosophical suicide)
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