$1 menu

Taking a girl on a cheap date; inside joke for buying things

"Hey bro, I'll take that girl to the $1 menu". "Can I get a condom?". "Yeah, off the dollar menu"

by Chassy Cassy July 28, 2017

Roswell Menu

When a dog cums in your mouth

Stacey practically lives on Roswell Menus these days

by Dede Megapoopoo August 11, 2020

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Pizza Menu

Slang for the booklet of rules a workplace issues new employees.

Hey Phil! I know Scott is new to this, you get him his pizza menu yet?

by darealbossman February 15, 2024

childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

menu hoe

a menu hoe is a person who can’t stick to one menu and keeps stealing them.

my mother is a menu hoe
lauren’s being a menu hoe

by lauren hater 0919 July 28, 2021

Menus

Menus is a extremely hot girl. She ist a gorgeous, loyal person with a great personality. She's often very dreamy and she is a human who love things like the ocean, music, art and the Forrest. She is trustable.

"Do you know Menus?"
"Oh that nice girl? Yeah!!"

by Ketchuploverone December 31, 2016