Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

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Twisting One Off

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

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"you are so off one's base"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

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To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

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