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Captain Obvious

1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc

Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."

Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."

Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
by lars23x April 26, 2011
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Blatantly obvious

(Даже ежу понятно in Russian): something so obvious a hedgehog can literally understand what needs to be done.
Isn't it blatantly obvious that the Biden Administration is doing incompetent damage control when it comes to Jen Psaki's backpedalling?
by Sexydimma March 29, 2021
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point out the obvious

-to say the obvious.
chris: hi my name is chris, and you are?
dumbass: im dumbass
chris:aha
dumbass: hey youre chris!
chris: point out the obvious....
by MCsoy April 2, 2005
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Captain Obvious

A very lazy super hero that never is out there saving people.
Jake:I fail at life.
Ian: ZOMG, what are you doing HERE Captain Obvious, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!!!
by D. Emson April 14, 2008
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stateing the obvious

To say that someone is doing something which they know their doing but the other person thinks that they are unaware of their own actions for example, "your useing your calculator".

It also means when someone orders someone to do something which is extremly obvious that it dosn't need to be orded like your blind or have a mental problem, like for example, "throw the ball" when your walking onto a pitching plate in a game of baseball.

It can also mean when someone repeats what you said like you have a posesed body or you have a memory span of five seconds, usually said to be nasty, for example "so your saying that you are actually gonna try and get a good mark in that exam".
Stateing the obvious:-

Person: hey
person2: hey
Person: your using your calculator.
Person2: yeah and.....
Person: you could get in trouble.
Person2: duh so.
Person: your gonna get in trouble your gonna get in trouble.
Person: shutup man stop being so immature.
by jjhfdhkfdk July 18, 2008
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Obvious Prime

Used to describe those that pride themselves on playing shitty video games and trying to cockblock those around them.

"Man, that guy is a total Obvious Prime"
"Yeah, lets punch him in the balls"
by Guess-who Obvy? June 20, 2008
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Obviousity

Obviousities are nouns that are blatant.
Example 1: "Did you see that ninja? Yes? Exactly. He's an obviousity, and needs to be fired."

Example 2: "Spare me the statistical obviousities and give me the details!"
by ObviouslyanObviousity March 2, 2011
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