oriental porn

A mix of orintal/american peoplr getting off in the weirdist way see i'm the plumber.

oriental porn sucks

by GirlSkater February 22, 2004

Oriental Rug

A sexually position when you warp someone up in a blanket with only their butt showing. The you proceed to enter your penis into their butt-hole. Then for quick clean up you wipe the residue on the blanket.

You can say,"I'm going to Oriental Rug your ass if you don't shut up."

by Brad Hankyspanky January 11, 2009

non-orientation

you really dont care about all 300 different sexual identities and would rather just do what you want without being penalized by tumblr

All of tumblr: what sexuality do you identify with?

Normal human: i dont really have one. im kind of non-orientation

All of tumblr: but thats impossible. we need to catagorize you. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PLANET.

by Scullface14 June 25, 2014

biorhythmic orientation

Pual's lame ass excuse for using big words on mammalology exams when he hasn't eaten for two minutes

Paul's biorhthmic orientation was off today due to a lack of chips

by Rick James May 7, 2004

cross oriented

LGBT identity whereas an individual's romantics don't line up w/ their sexual orientation

I'm actually not bi, but cross oriented.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

overachieving oriental

a term used originally by Frau (westergard), and now by many Latin 2&3 students to describe the nerdy orientals, who do pretty much nothing but study, do homework, and study again, as opposed to the white nerds or the stoner and hip-hop asians.

James Ma is as much of an overachieving oriental as u'll ever meet, man.

if it wasnt for the overachieving orientals, our whole class would fail the regents.

by SomeYidBint December 8, 2007

Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011