offshade

Having anal sex with the lights turned off.

Man, I just had the best offshade last night.

by theglassphantom73 September 11, 2016

ooshgoon

A really fat person. One can also be a great student at school, fun.

Wow he is really ooshgoon

by Orshgorn May 18, 2016

offshoot

a collateral or derived branch, descendant, or member of a total part

The prescription is an "offshoot" of the doctor...

by jocatrin October 5, 2017

offshoreer

A dude who is offshore

Dude I'm such an offshoreer

by cliphe November 6, 2017

Offshoring

Offshoring (the responsibility) - finding someone to blame for not doing your work well. Often done by incompetent lowlifes in workplaces that depend on team accountability, like government positions. Could cause someone to fail upward in life, if their boss values a good lack of integrity and morals. Also, a neat exit hatch for a politician when under pressure of journalists.

Boss: Did you ship that urgent and crucial order last month?
Employee: Nah, I couldn't read the handwriting of Janet from sales.
Boss: Nice offshoring there, employee! We're going out of business now, but I will make sure to write a stellar recommendation letter for you.

by Atlanntas January 8, 2018

ooshly

A stupid ass bitch who makes you lose brain cells every time you talk to her. She is dumb and has no friends and her family does not love her. She’s a whore who would have lost her virginity by her 14th birthday and had almost 99abortions by the time she is 16.

Tom: Yo bro, remember when Ooshly got disowned by her family?

Toms bro: Haha yes man, that was so fucking funny! She’s a hoe.

by nataliaaaaaaaaaa February 10, 2018

oofster

its the call of the rapist beetlejuice

er ma gawd hes such an oofster

by rapsit oofster April 6, 2018